ALICE IN WONDERLAND
PLAYSCRIPT 2007-2008
ACT 5
Alice appears on the stage. There is a little house in the middle and the white rabbit is standing next to it, nervously looking at his watch.
ALICE: Now I wonder who lives here...
WHITE RABBIT: Mary Ann! ?? that girl. Where did she put 'em? Mary Ann!
ALICE: The rabbit! Excuse me sir, but- but I’ve been trying to...
WHITE RABBIT: Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?
ALICE: Mary Ann?
WHITE RABBIT: Don’t just stand there! Go go! Go get my gloves! I’m late!
ALICE: But late for what?
WHITE RABBIT: My gloves! At once, do you hear!
ALICE: Goodness. I suppose I’ll be taking orders from Dinah next. (she starts walking towards the house) Hmmm, now let me see. If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? (She sees a little box and opens I, she reads it) Eat me? Oh! Thank you. I´m hungry. - Hmhm. Hmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm (she starts growing again) Oh no no, not again!
WHITE RABBIT: Oh! Mary Ann!... Help! No! No! Help!A monster! Help!
Suddenly Dodo appears.
WHITE RABBIT: A monster! A monster, Dodo! In my house, Dodo!
ALICE: Dodo...?
DODO: Steady old champ. Can't be as bad as all that you know.
WHITE RABBIT: Oh my poor roof and all my walls and... there it is!
DODO: By Jove! Jolly well??
WHITE RABBIT: Well, do something, Dodo!
DODO: Yes, indeed! Extraordinary situation, but eh...
WHITE RABBIT: But- but what?
DODO: But I have a very simple solution!
ALICE: Thank goodness!
WHITE RABBIT: Wha- wha- what is it?
DODO: Simply pull it out the chimney.
WHITE RABBIT: Yes, go- go ahead, go ahead! Pull it out!
DODO: Who? Me? Don’t be ridiculous! What we need is eh... a lizard with a ladder!
Suddenly Bill, the lizard, appears with a ladder.
WHITE RABBIT: Hmm? Oh! Bill! Bill! Eh, we need a lazzerd with a lizard, a lizard a bb...b... can you help us?
BILL: At your service, governor!
DODO: Here, my lad!. Have you ever been down a chimney?
BILL: Why governor, I’ve been down more chimneys...
DODO: Excellent, excellent. You just pop down the chimney, and take that monster out of there.
BILL: Righto, governor! Monster? Hoeaaaaah! No! No! ....
DODO: Bill, lad, you’re passing up a golden opportunity!
BILL: I am?
DODO: You can be famous!
BILL: I can?
DODO: Of course! There’s a brave lad! In you go now, old boy. Simply tie your tail around the monsters neck and drag it out!
BILL: But- but- but governor!
DODO: Good luck, Bill!
ALICE: Oh dear, this is serious! I simply must... oh! A garden! Perhaps if I will eat something it will make me grow smaller...
WHITE RABBIT: Ahhhh! Oh, let go! Help!
ALICE: I’m sorry, but I must eat something!
WHITE RABBIT: Not me, you- you- you- you- you barbarian! Help! Monsters! Help! Ah! I’m late! Oh dear, I’m here, I should be there! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late! (He leaves the stage looking at his watch).
ALICE: Wait! Please wait! (She takes a carrot from the garden and starts eating it, she gets smaller.)
ALICE: Wait! Please! Just a minute! Oh, dear. (She goes after the rabbit leaving Dodo and Bill on the stage.)
DODO: Bill, this is incredible, no cooperation! Everybody leaves. I have an idea, Bill.
BILL: You have?
DODO: Yes,… Let´s burn the house! Do you have a match Bill?
END OF ACT 5
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