ALICE IN WONDERLAND
PLAYSCRIPT - MAY 2010
Alice is lying on a tree asleep. Her sister is next to her and also Dinah. Alice is speaking in dreams.
ALICE: Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Alice! Alice!
SISTER: Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?
Alice stands up and so does her sister.
ALICE: Huh? Oh. Oh! Uh... how doth the little crocodile, improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the...
SISTER: Alice, what are you talking about?
ALICE: Oh, I’m sorry, but you see, the Caterpillar said...
SISTER: Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness sake. Alice, I... Oh, well. Come along, it’s time for tea.
ALICE: Tea? Oh no, not tea!
SISTER: What are you talking about? Come on!
Alice in Wonderland, over the hill or here or there, I wonder where.
Alice in Wonderland, how do you get to Wonderland?
Over the hill or under land, or just behind the tree?
Alice in Wonderland, where is the path to Wonderland?
Over the hill or here or there, I wonder where.
END OF THE PLAY